I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
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