dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I don't think brook has ever known best
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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