The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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