that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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