Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
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