May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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