Small penises have feelings too.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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