Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
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