We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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