I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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