New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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