Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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