Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
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