She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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