Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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