He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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