im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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