What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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