my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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