Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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