i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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