I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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