I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
MIDGETS
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He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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