Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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