i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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