i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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