She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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