kristin has been a bad kristin
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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