I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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