I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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