Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
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