His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Randomize
