Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
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