drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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