Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
Shame - the story of my life.
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