I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Randomize
