I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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