i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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