Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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