Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I FOUND THE LEGS
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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