just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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