Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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