Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
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