he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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