Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
