I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Come share oat with me in your robe
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