So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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