In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Randomize