marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
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