my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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